text by F L Dunkin Wedd:

We wanna have a big hit single
We wanna be on TV
We’ll sign away our lives to Simon Cowell
If he’ll take us to the top of the tree.

We’ll dress any way you want us
High heels of any size
Cleavage out, bosoms heaving
And that’s just the guys. ‘Cos…

We wanna have a big hit single, etc

We can sing like angels
We can sing in parts
We can sing a cappella
If it gets us in the charts. BUT…

We wanna have a big hit single, etc

Please sign us to your label
Please can we open superstores
Please can we sing on morning telly
Please can we be media whores.

We wanna have a big hit single
We wanna be on TV
We’ll sign away our lives to Simon Cowell
If he’ll take us to the top of the tree -

However temporarily.
We’ve no artistic integrity
So bring on celebrity.